‘If’ – An Alternative Version theorkneynews 5 years ago By Bernie Bell A friend sent me this poem – not cheerful – but hits the mark. With deepest apologies to Rudyard Kipling. Mr Blobby for Prime MInister https://www.facebook.com/Mr-Blobby-for-Prime-Minister-118280881537656/ Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn More Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky