The great and ferociously driven Chicago Bulls basketball player Michael Jordan wasn’t a man who ever needed extra motivation, but that didn’t stop him providing himself some anyway.
Before stepping onto court, especially later in his career, the singular “MJ” would remind himself that there was someone in the crowd who’d heard about his stellar achievement, who knew his legend, but who would shortly be seeing him play for the very first time. He felt he owed it to that person to bring his “A” game. He felt is was essential that he showed that guy the very best version of himself.
I sometimes think that anyone in public life would be well served by adopting such a mindset.
For many years I was a devoted member of a club whose aim was to improve a person’s public speaking, which in itself might suggest something seriously awry in my psychological makeup. After all, most people hate public speaking to the extent that, when attending a funeral, most folk would rather be the guy in the box than the guy behind it delivering the eulogy.
The concept of the club was that an individual spoke for several minutes on a given subject before being evaluated by the others in the group. It wasn’t as terrifying as it sounds, but it was rarely less than daunting.
There were days when you were damned with the faintest of praise. When the best anyone can say about your speech is: “Well, Alec, I could hear every word”, you can probably assume that you haven’t exactly just delivered the Gettysburg Address. Or if someone says: “Aye well, that fairly shortened the winter”, it’s probably a good idea to shorten the speech by an hour or two.
And while public speaking never gets easy, is does get easier. You get to a point where you are if not exactly comfortable in every situation but at least have the tools to, as a respected senior of the club once put it, make your butterflies fly in roughly the same direction. Indeed, the day you aren’t a bit nervous is the day you need to worry. You need that edge to keep yourself focussed.
And you learn the hard way – not that there’s an easy way – that the old coaching maxim about failure to prepare means preparing to fail – holds true in all walks of life. You learn that there’s no such thing as being over-prepared because you need to be all over your brief, and that anything less than that is letting down the people who have given up their time to hear you in the belief that you might be able to offer them something.
I remember reading an interview with the late, great Rangers and Scotland manager Walter Smith in which he said that, having retired, he found it impossible to enjoy a football match as a mere fan because his life’s vocation had hardwired the analytical side of his brain. So, while everyone else was cheering a great goal, he’d be wondering why the full backs weren’t overlapping or why the forwards weren’t tracking back. And I’m exactly the same with watching speeches.
Which brings us to Boris Johnson and his speech to the CBI.
Here’s what I think.
Whatever else it was, the speech was, in a strange way, completely authentic. By that I mean that it was a perfect reflection of the man and his style of non-governance. The streams of consciousness, the terrible jokes, the chaos, the total lack of preparedness or even interest in a serious subject – in this case the post-Covid economic recovery – and a complete lack of respect for the people in the room who were looking for leadership and ended up hearing him lose his place and then drone on about Peppa Pig world. And, in a sense, there’s a logic to his modus operandi. His entire life experience is that incompetence will always see him fail upwards, that he need have no empathy or human investment in people, that he can break what he wants and there will always be someone to clean up the mess.
So it’s hardly surprising that the speech was appalling. What’s surprising is that anyone is surprised. What’s more concerning is that erstwhile supporters who now belatedly – and the mishandling of Covid, the defending of Cummings, the Owen Patterson and second jobs scandals, cash for peerages, the Covid contract profiteering, the scrapping of HS2 and the u-turn on social care – say he needs to change his ways are missing the point. Guys like this don’t change. This is what he is, which makes it difficult to feel sympathy when they express surprise when rather than leading an economic recovery he quotes Lenin and impersonates a motor car. What did they think they would get when they elected him? The Maya Angelou maxim applies here. When people show you what they are, believe them the first time.
You get the impression that he actually considered the whole exercise a bit beneath him. You’d say he misjudged his audience but that implies that they were on his radar at all, and given that he spent most of the time talking about a business three hundred miles south of where he was dying on stage they probably weren’t. It’s possible that he wasn’t speaking to Teeside business people but to his supporters in the shires who still enjoy his slapstick, PG Wodehouse Billy Bunter schtick. And as for presenting the best possible version of himself, in that at least he succeeded. Because what we witnessed was the only version he has.
And in that sense the journalist asking the brilliant question: “Are you ok” – was missing the point. The whole speech was Johnson being completely ok. He didn’t screw up because he was having a bad day, he screwed up because it’s what he does. A bouroch, for sure, but an authentic one.
I’d also be sceptical of the view that the speech betrayed a loss of nerve. I’d argue the opposite. I mean, the guy clearly decided to wing it in front of the CBI. That’s completely mental, but hardly a decision made my someone lacking self-confidence. Nobody else would dare to do such a thing. You’d need cojones the size of Scotland to even consider it.
And just as the speech wasn’t an anomaly, neither is the speaker. Indeed, the elevation of such an unserious and unsuitable candidate for the highest office in the lands isn’t an outlier but proof positive of a dysfunctional, corrupt, broken political system that Scotland will remain tethered to until such times as it decides not to be.
I’m tired of having a fourth rate after-dinner speaker pretending to know what he’s doing. Tired of the lies and the corruption and the cynicism and the sense of entitlement and the abdication of responsibility and the bone idleness of a man who doesn’t even bother trying. And why should he? It’s worked well all his life. But it isn’t working for me. The joke isn’t funny anymore. It was a lame joke the first time round.
On the eve of the SNP party conference, I heard First Minister Nicola Sturgeon say that she “intends” to fulfil the (many) mandates and call a second independence referendum during the current parliamentary term.
Intending isn’t doing, though. Intending leaves far too much wiggle room for the growing number of us who see the full return of powers to Scotland not just as a political necessity but as a matter of self-respect. It’s all very well saying that the blustering, buffoonish Johnson doesn’t speak for us, but here’s the thing: for as long as we’re ruled by him and his political class, he kind of does. This is what Better Together looks like. We either thole it or do something about it. What, pray, is stopping us?
The great Michael Jordan was right. Always try to be your best. He nearly always was.
Let Scotland be Scotland. And the only way for us to become the best version of ourselves in by having all the powers available to do so. Which means we must achieve our independence by whatever means available to us.
Stay safe everybody. I’ll meet you further on up the road.
Yes, it is time and more than time to set a date for the referendum and thus the start of an informative and positive campaign. I do’t underestimate what the FM already has on her hands along with everyone else in these times. But intentions alone will no longer suffice here….The waiting for the ‘right time’ when Covid is over, is I’m afraid waiting for Godot and probably will not happen before this term is out and Boris has yet made it more difficult. The time to begin is now…as Goethe said “Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”
Which William Hutchinson Murray (1913-1996), in his 1951 book entitled The Scottish Himalayan Expedition used in this passage:
“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”
The time for intentions, and even ‘quotes’…is wearing thin
Both quotes. Both wonderful. I’ll be “borrowing” them.
You’re more than welcome…they are. Thanks for all you are doing.
“ and the mishandling of Covid, the defending of Cummings, the Owen Patterson and second jobs scandals, cash for peerages, the Covid contract profiteering, the scrapping of HS2 and the u-turn on social care”
Agreed Alex, but you could have added the broken promises, like no rise in taxes but bumping up NI, keeping the triple lock on pensions but dropping it when it seemed pensioners might get a reasonable uplift even though UK pension is worst in Europe, or cancelling the contract with Valneva before their vaccine completed approval stage, suspected because it’s a French company and manufacturing base in Livingston, can’t have those verminous Jocks or Frogs benefitting. I suppose I have missed some others too,
You’ve, too, missed out quite a few others: eg illegal proroguing of Parliament, defending Priti Patel, not supporting the Acorn carbon capture project, etc. I could go on. And, really, this guy’s still in charge?
Could not agree more! This 🤡 knows exactly what he’s doing and the sooner the masses wake up to it, the better.
Is this not one of the first signs of dementia?
All I can say Alec is……Yes. Hitting many nails on heads.
He is what he is. Not a ‘bad day’. The root of the man.
I have often wondered what would happen if Scotland simply declared independence?
It has been done.
It is Westminster that is the root of all the problems that beset us. When we achieve independence from the shambolic UK Government our country will flourish like never before.
Witness the remarkable progress we have accomplished with the few powers allotted us;
The attainment gap in schools has been reduced to zero and we are at the top of world ranking tables.
New hospitals are delivering prompt and safe treatment.
New state funded ferries delivered on time and below budget.
Generous state loans (£580m) given to foreign steel and aluminium tycoons.
Saving Prestwick airport from bankruptcy.
The establishment of the Scottish State Energy Company providing affordable energy for all.
The list is endless but these few example show what we can achieve on our own and more importantly what we could achieve if independent.
Keep these articles coming. You are doing more for the cause than you think.
You nailed it Alec. Spot on 👍
‘the lies and the corruption and the cynicism’ are not tiring, they acclimatize and next step is being numb unless we have this kind of open mind thinking.
You are spot on my friend. Every word resonates with how I feel about this aberration of a human entity. I was in the Wirral for a few days and in my travels I looked at the Oil terminal, the relative abundance of factories and shops. Businesses abound. No harm to the people of that region as being north of the Watford gap is low on Tory priorities. How much better would our prospects in Scotland be if we reclaimed our plundered resources and controlled our own future?
What kind of depraved system allowed this monster of mayhem to reach the zenith of political leadership. But it is a mayhem he creates to blind the south to the sell off of their NHS, the utter corruption of moral standards and probity by this Tory nest of thieves. The visual mess presented by their head honcho is also calculated. It reminds me of the Auf Weidershen line…” I did not know you drank until I saw you sober”..if you look like a burst sofa all of the time who amongst us would know the difference? If the dumbed down over the border will not recognize the perils in their midst ….we in Scotland must seize our own destiny.
To Hell with a referendum. Simply DECLARE INDEPENDENCE, hold a plebiscite election after the event, and see who votes to go back into the Union. There is nothing in the Treaty of Union preventing this, and by going for a referendum prior to the event, we leave far too much scope for the Westminster government to interfere in the conditions (date, franchise, etc.)