” With these sculptures I am making a statement about the darkness of times in the circle of life.”
“And he looked round him with an air of triumph. as much as to say, “There’s as muckle sense beneath some folk’s bannets as there is aneath ither folk’s hats.”
A local developer has been given the green light to go ahead with building a tram line connecting Stromness to Kirkwall but which will eventually extend to Burwick.
“We are very pleased with some recent developments – there is a vole in the White House.”
“Harray, celebrated over the whole archipelago for the peculiarities of its inhabitants, their singular manners and customs, their uncouth appearance, and homely address.”
This week has seen an unusual visitor arrive in Orkney
Ah cannae dance like Fred Astaire Or shoot like Randolph Scott;Ah cannae wave ma curly hair Cause Ah’ve no got a lot.
This is just another example of centralisation by Hysterical Scotland
” It is in times of food shortage like this that we must pull together.”