By Richard Wallace
I used to dance on table tops,
I was just a dancing fool.
Now I’m doing exercises
in the local pool.
I don’t stay out like I used to do
so I’ll give you my fair warning.
If we can’t wrap it up by nine o’clock
Let’s do it in the morning.
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There was a time when I could work all day,
I couldn’t wait to play all night.
When I saw that things were going south
Chives Regal made it right.
Now, if it’s your idea to party hard
I’ll give you my fair warning.
If you’re feeling frisky
like you want to get wrecked,
let’s do it in the morning.
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I met the hottest girl, in a local bar,
she was a sight to see.
When she said she’d “never done this before”
I thought ‘you could have fooled me’.
As the night progressed I thought it best
to give her my fair warning.
If you’re feeling lucky,
like to jump my bones,
let’s do it in the morning.
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Now that’s freedom!
