By Bernie Bell

(Sung to the tune of ‘Last Christmas’ by Wham!)

Last Christmas
They put up the decs
‘Seemed like the next day
They took them away.
 
This year
I very much fear
They won’t be doin’
Something special.
 
UHI
Is empty and bare
There’s no-one there
To deck the halls.
 
There’s no tinsel
No shaman’s masks
Brightening up
Those walls.
 
Last Christmas
They travelled through time
It’s kind-of their
Job description.
 
Next year
They’re hoping for cheer
As they meet up
Without restriction.

Waes Hael to the UHI Archaeologists!