By Bernie Bell.

On my Facebook page I asked

”Is anyone else fed up with flies in the house this summer?  Here, they’re definitely worse than usual – maybe we smell like rotting flesh or poo!

I found myself sitting here with one hand over my cup, trying to type with the other hand – then had a brain-wave….reverse use of coaster from Heksmoar

a mug on the table covered with a coaster

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Judging by the response I got, a lot of folk are fed up with them!

One friend replied

“Yep. I’ve killed 27 in 2 days.”

To which I responded

“Blimey! Mike, being Mike, either catches them when they’re on the window using an empty yogurt pot and postcard, or uses his butterfly net to catch them – then puts them out. I’d normally go for that approach too, but they’ve got so bad, if I had a swat – I’d swat the buggers!

Do you remember those sticky fly-paper rolls with corpses stuck to them – some still twitching and buzzing faintly? Yuk.”

This brought to mind one of Grimms Fairy Tales…

One odd little thing…..when flies land on my computer screen I instinctively go for them with my cursor. 

Then ….I think about it.

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