If my remaining dog dies it’s the last face in this place.

I wonder if the hoover will accept the dog’s name.

I remember walking into a friends house, they were watching that Tom Hanks desert island film where he talks to a mango.

Henry the hoover might be my mango.

Fruity corrections in comments please.

No it was a joke!!’nnnnng aaarggh how funny ironic …

To be left contemplating a film I mocked about being stranded.

That’s spinal recovery for you?

One response to “How I married Henry the hoover.”

  1. Why me…? I’m already happily married..
    It’s my picture in Twitter…

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